• Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Multitasking…Seriously.
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Posted on August 5, 2010 by Dave Crenshaw
Recently my wife sent me an email with the subject line, "Chuck Norris is your biggest fan." Of course, I thought it was a joke. It wasn't. Okay, maybe he isn't my biggest fan--certainly the toughest--but Chuck Norris is, indeed, a fan of my first book The Myth of Multitasking: How Doing It All Gets Nothing Done. Watch this two minute video to learn how to win BOTH a copy of The Myth of Multitasking AND a copy of The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book.
Comment below with your best Chuck Norris productivity/time management/anti-multitasking fact for a chance to win!
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  • http://PaidToPlayToday.com Garrett J. White

    Chuck Norris,

    I love it…so funny.

    Way to find a powerful witness – you are the man.

    So pumped about your program.

    With Love, Your Brother In Light,

    Garrett J. White

  • Patrick Farrell

    Thanks for all the great info.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t multi-task. The world makes the tasks line up for him.

  • http://www.DaveCrenshaw.com Dave Crenshaw

    @ Garrett- THanks, bro. WHen you complete the Get Time Boot Camp you’re going to be a paragon of productivity!

    @ Patrick – I love it! Keep em coming.

    @ EVERYONE. No need to limit yourself to one entry. The more Chuck Norris “facts” you share the more chance you have to win!

  • Peter Zedler

    Chuck Norris does not multi-task. It has never taken him more than one punch.

  • http://www.DaveCrenshaw.com Dave Crenshaw

    @ Peter – Haha! Love it.

  • http://www.issimoproductions.com Jacob Hoehne

    Dude,

    You can’t ask for a better endorsement than Chuck Norris, because the only thing better than Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

    Actually, Chuck Norris wears Porter Rockwell pajamas.

    Wow, and to think I knew you before you were famous.

  • http://www.issimoproductions.com Jacob Hoehne

    Chuck Norris is the only human who can truly multitask. He just choses not to. It just wouldn’t be fair.

  • http://www.issimoproductions.com Jacob Hoehne

    Trying to split Chuck Norris’s attention is like trying to split an atom – it aint going to be pretty.

  • Jo Robinson

    Multi-tasking is a myth…Chuck Norris is reality.

  • http://www.DaveCrenshaw.com Dave Crenshaw

    @ Jacob – Those are awesome.
    @ Jo – Clever!

  • Holly

    Chuck Norris once roundhoused kicked light for wasting his time.

  • Scotty Needham

    Chuck Norris is the only person who could make an entertaining movie about multitasking that would not be a waste of people’s time. (I’ve got more if we’re allowed, but this should be enough)

  • Scotty Needham

    Chuck Norris only multitasks in the movies, but he could in real life if he wanted, although earth would probably explode if he did.

  • Scotty Needham

    The entry for “productivity” in the dictionary is not a picture of Chuck, but a 3D holographic video of him.

  • Scotty Needham

    Chuck’s momma’s so fat, she can be productive in the past, present & future…all at the same time.

  • http://www.DaveCrenshaw.com Dave Crenshaw

    @ Scott – Chuck momma is not fat, she’s just right, and Chuck is knocking on your door right now to explain that to you.

  • http://www.issimoproductions.com Jacob Hoehne

    To the naked eye, it looks like Chuck Norris kicks 100 butts at a time. But if you could slow it down to bullet time, you could clearly see he kicks 1,000,000 butts one at a time.

  • http://www.issimoproductions.com Jacob Hoehne

    Ever notice Chuck Norris, Mr. Action Incarnate ®, has a name that starts with a verb?

  • http://www.issimoproductions.com Jacob Hoehne

    Chuck Norris has never really broken a board with his bare hands. Every time his fist gets close, the board just gets the hell out of the way.

  • Scotty Needham

    The Big Bang (theory) was Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the hot, dense core of a black hole. (@ Dave – he also gave me a pretty big bang after the one about his momma)

  • http://www.DaveCrenshaw.com Dave Crenshaw

    We have a winner! Congratulations to Peter Zedler for:

    “Chuck Norris does not multitask. It has never taken him more than one punch.”

    Peter will receive a copy of my book, The Myth of Multitasking, and, of course, a copy of the Official Chuck Norris Fact Book.

    Thanks to everyone who participated. Of course, you’re welcome to share more if you’d like!

  • http://www.DaveCrenshaw.com Dave Crenshaw

    P.S. Peter, please email us at question (AT) InvaluableInc.com with your mailing address so we can send you your prizes.